The Daily Sputter a twenty-word space by A. L. McHargue

(22 April 2003) WANT THE DAILY SPUTTER TO RISE AGAIN? The recent Easter season got me thinking about how things return from the dead. The DAILY SPUTTER has of course been dead for quite some time, almost two years in fact. Yet according to suffl.com server stats, sputtering pilgrims are still making their way here, somehow (Andy, you moron: it's just some search engine bots pinging this page, duh.). If you would like to see the DAILY SPUTTER return to life, sign the petition.

- Vote for your favorite Sputter / View the voting results

edition	date	sputter
Volume One, Number 83" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	06/20/2001
Volume One, Number 82" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	06/19/2001
Volume One, Number 81" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	06/18/2001
Volume One, Number 80" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	06/17/2001
Volume One, Number 79" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	06/16/2001
Volume One, Number 78" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	06/15/2001
Volume One, Number 77" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	06/14/2001
Volume One, Number 76" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	06/13/2001
Volume One, Number 75" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	06/12/2001
Volume One, Number 74" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	06/11/2001
Volume One, Number 73" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	06/10/2001
Volume One, Number 72" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	06/09/2001
Volume One, Number 71" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	06/08/2001
Volume One, Number 70" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	06/07/2001
Volume One, Number 69" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	06/06/2001
Volume One, Number 68" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	06/05/2001
Volume One, Number 67" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	06/04/2001
Volume One, Number 66" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	06/03/2001
Volume One, Number 65" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	06/02/2001
Volume One, Number 64" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	06/01/2001
Volume One, Number 63" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	05/31/2001
Volume One, Number 62" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	05/30/2001
Volume One, Number 61" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	05/29/2001
Volume One, Number 60" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	05/28/2001
Volume One, Number 59" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	05/27/2001
Volume One, Number 58" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	05/26/2001
Volume One, Number 57" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	05/25/2001
Volume One, Number 56" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	05/24/2001
Volume One, Number 55" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	05/23/2001
Volume One, Number 54" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	05/22/2001
Volume One, Number 53" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	05/21/2001
Volume One, Number 52" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	05/20/2001
Volume One, Number 51" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	05/19/2001
Volume One, Number 50" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	05/18/2001
Volume One, Number 49" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	05/17/2001
Volume One, Number 48" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	05/16/2001
Volume One, Number 47" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	05/15/2001
Volume One, Number 46" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	05/14/2001
Volume One, Number 45" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	05/13/2001
Volume One, Number 44" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	05/12/2001
Volume One, Number 43" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	05/11/2001
Volume One, Number 42" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	05/10/2001
Volume One, Number 41" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	05/09/2001
Volume One, Number 40" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	05/08/2001
Volume One, Number 39" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	05/07/2001
Volume One, Number 38" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	05/06/2001
Volume One, Number 37" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	05/05/2001
Volume One, Number 36" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	05/04/2001
Volume One, Number 35" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	05/03/2001
Volume One, Number 34" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	05/02/2001
Volume One, Number 33" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	05/01/2001
Volume One, Number 32" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	04/30/2001
Volume One, Number 31" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	04/29/2001
Volume One, Number 30" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	04/28/2001
Volume One, Number 29" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	04/27/2001
Volume One, Number 28" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	04/26/2001
Volume One, Number 27" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	04/25/2001
Volume One, Number 26" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	04/24/2001
Volume One, Number 25" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	04/23/2001
Volume One, Number 24" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	04/22/2001
Volume One, Number 23" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	04/21/2001
Volume One, Number 22" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	04/20/2001
Volume One, Number 21" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	04/19/2001
Volume One, Number 20" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	04/18/2001
Volume One, Number 19" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	04/17/2001
Volume One, Number 18" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	04/16/2001
Volume One, Number 17" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	04/15/2001
Volume One, Number 16" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	04/14/2001
Volume One, Number 15" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	04/13/2001
Volume One, Number 14" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	04/12/2001
Volume One, Number 13" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	04/11/2001
Volume One, Number 12" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	04/10/2001
Volume One, Number 11" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	04/09/2001
Volume One, Number 10" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	04/08/2001
Volume One, Number 9" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	04/07/2001
Volume One, Number 8" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	04/06/2001
Volume One, Number 7" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	04/05/2001
Volume One, Number 6" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	04/04/2001
Volume One, Number 5" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	04/03/2001
Volume One, Number 4" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	04/02/2001
Volume One, Number 3" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	04/01/2001
Volume One, Number 2" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	03/31/2001
Volume One, Number 1" onMouseOut="MM_swapImgRestore()" onMouseOver="MM_swapImage('vote','','../../images/vote_f2.gif',1)" >" border="1" src="../../images/vote.gif" width="20" height="20">	03/30/2001

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